Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
Fangirl challenge → [1/10] friendships: Harry Potter and Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
"Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy —"
"Find my what?"
"— and take his Wheezy back from the merpeople!"
"What’s a Wheezy?"
"Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy — Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater!"
"What?" Harry gasped. “They’ve got… they’ve got Ron?”
"The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!"
does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already
im a social vegan
i avoid meet
i almost scrolled away
what if websites had closing hours
*People come in all different shapes and sizes and so does vaseline*
This is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever eead. Everyone needs to open their eyes because this is real and it’s happening now.
The American collegiate system in one gif set
THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE